February 2011
49 posts
January 2011
56 posts
My fever dreams have been terrible.
Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.
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Gotta get better so I can make that $$$
“Oh. Look at that octopus smoking.”
– My mom watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
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“All women have a built in grain of indestructibility, and men’s task has...”
– Sans Soleil (1983,) Chris Marker
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House Republicans unveil plan to end federal arts... →
zacharyconcepcion:
hydeordie:
Any way you want to describe it, the Republican Study Committee, made up of about 165 GOP members of the House of Representatives, on Thursday announced a budget-cutting plan aimed at slashing federal spending, and it calls for the elimination of the nation’s two leading makers of government arts grants: the National Endowment for the Arts and the National...
The way you think you look when you're winking at...
ladybyrd:
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by birdysquared
Okay, winking is a really sore subject for me. My dad used to make me wink all the time and tell me how good a winker I am. Then, I winked at Thomas once and he said, “Did you just try to wink at me? Because both of your eyes closed and you kind of look like you’re holding a sneeze back.” THANKS DAD...
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Yesterday, after looking at clothes I could buy for an hour, I bought a humidifier
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I'm so glad I know what I'm doing
.: Everytime you say "real women have curves," I... →
Real women are tall. Real women are short. They’re wide. Gaunt. Their bones can stick out of their collarbones, or be disguised by curves or fat. There are real women with breasts and real women with flat chests. There are real women who have had to have their breasts or ovaries removed, and not having those doesn’t make them any less of a real woman. There are even real women who might not be...
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“No wonder we cannot appreciate the really central Kafka joke: that the horrific...”
– David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster: And Other Essays (via: mianoti & ohnonotme)
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Penis Museum To Get First Whole Human Specimen →
fuckyeahiceland:
An Icelander who donated his genitals to the Icelandic Penis Museum in the event of his death has passed away, and now the museum curator is undergoing preparations to receive its due.
Just an update for those who already saw my other post.
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and then there was light.
tulletulle:
Sister: Try the fettuccine alfredo I made.
Me: Meh, I’ll pass. I don’t feel well. I just want to have pizza and then sleep.
“I just want to have pizza and then sleep”
I JUST WANT TO HAVE PIZZA AND THEN SLEEP
And that was when I found my life motto.
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robertojamora:
don’t don’t don’t don’t
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DEAR DIARY
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